Edgar Rice Burroughs only wrote eleven Barsoom novels, but his fans have rectified this error. When the Princess Disappeared is a fan fiction novel by some excellent writers. Nobody can perfectly reproduce Burroughs's style, but Bozarth and company have done a fair job.
Have you ever thought "Edgar Rice Burroughs is OK, but what would be really awesome is if we punched up his stories by adding some gritty realism, a bit of swearing, and some allegories to racism and slavery in America. Oh, and some strong female characters, an emphasis on women's issues, and let's have the whole story revolve around a pregnancy."
Well, somebody did, and that somebody was David Bozarth. When the Princess Disappeared follows the adventures of Dejah Thoris when she absconds from palace life to have some time alone. She loves her husband, but finds her marriage dull and confining, and her status as a princess is even more confining. So when she has a chance encounter with Junie Watts, a starving pregnant black woman from Earth, Dejah Thoris decides on a whim to help the poor girl.
Dejah Thoris--whom Bozarth has inexplicably decided to call by the horrible nickname Dee--takes Junie off to a remote city and nurses her to health. They enlist the help of a local doctor, Milieos, who does what he can. But mostly they have to rely on Junie's own knowledge of pregnancy and childbirth; because Barsoomians do not give live birth, they have no idea what to expect.
It's not all childbirth and PMS, though. Dejah Thoris manages to help save a city from destruction, and to wipe out a whole army of savage Warhoons. But the perfunctory battles do not make up for the critical mistake: a Barsoom book about pregnancy, racism, women's issues is not a Barsoom book at all. A Barsoom book is an idealized, romanticized story of larger-than-life heroism and epic battles. It's a story that grips that imagination of twelve-year-old boys. When the Princess Disappeared is nothing of the sort.
And I'm not amused by the minor character cleverly named Fu-King.
When the Princess Disappeared is freely and legally available online at http://www.erblist.com/fanfiction/dbb/when00.html.
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